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Hey ya'll,
I have it. I have discovered the fountain of youth. It's not a fountain. Actually, it has nothing to do with youth either. It's the secret to longevity.

I visited my Aunt Frances today in Sheboygan, WI. She is 102. That's one hundred and two years old. She is not senile in any way shape or form. She finally got her first walker this May.

The secret:
Exercise. She does it every morning when she wakes up.
Eat what tastes good.
Keep making new friends. As you get older, make friends with younger people. Otherwise all your friends will have died and you will be alone.